The Talking Region of Wild Mustanges is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Samantha White with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, complete lack of prisons, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 36.989 billion Wilders are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hanoville. The average income tax rate is 97.4%.

The powerhouse Wild economy, worth a remarkable 3,913 trillion Liver Pools a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is an impressive 105,812 Liver Pools, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has pledged that not one drop of its citizens' blood will be spilt, a byzantine web of conspiracies and secret alliances must be navigated any time legislation is voted upon, criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program, and kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wild Mustanges's national animal is the Horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wild Mustanges is ranked 291,662^nd in the world and 136^th in Canada for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -22.58 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.